Actual conversation -
Phone rings ................
RS - Hello
Telemarketer - I am calling to do a survey on Movies. Is there a male in the house?
RS - No
Telemarketer - Oh, do you go to the movies?
RS - No, I make movies
Telemarketer - Oh, what kind of movies do you make?
RS - mostly independent films
Telemarketer - Oh, would I have heard of any of them?
RS - have you heard of E.T.?
Telemarketer - yes, I have. Is that your film?
RS - Yea.
Telemarketer - um....what's your name?
RS - Steven Spielberg
Telemarketer - Oh, well...goodbye.
FYI - I am NOT Steven Spielbergs mother, but I will let the Rock Star continue to answer the phone....
Happy Christmas Eve,