Sunday, August 8, 2010

just some random Sunday thoughts...

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:

1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats..

2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.

3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.

4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.

5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food..

6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair..

7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.

8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.

10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandma's lap.

Bitty and I are off to gather up Aunt Cupcake and go see GG... I think lunch out is in our future and maybe a stop at Target to get some pull-ups... I am wondering if some potty training might be in the works here...

Have a great Sunday!

Nancy

PS-for those NOT in the know... Aunt Cupcake is my sister, so named by my niece and GG is my Mom...

8 comments:

Cyndi loves to stitch said...

addition to number 4 ....or an egg. lol!!

Pat said...

Love those cute little "thoughts"!

Tangos Treasures said...

LOL too funny! Love the names she picked!

Diane said...

Great truths indeed!

Cheryll said...

Gotta love'em. Sew cute!

West Michigan Quilter said...

Congratulations on your win at Stash Manicure!

Quiet Quilter said...

Just read this, and love it! All so true!

Sherry said...

I won't ask how the "truths" were discovered but my DH & I got a good chuckle out of them.